OK, so this is in totally the wrong section and I'm really sorry but I need help!
DP has just told me that we're going out next Saturday with our friends for Hallowe'en, but I have absolutely no costume ideas. It's apparently "necessary" and to be honest I don't mind it but I'm a bit nervous.
I know that DP loves me, but there's this one girl that always ends up coming to these things and when she's had a few she's very grabby, especially to my DP. She's like a bad porno - "Oh no I spilled something all over me let me just wipe myself suggestively". She's even made comments about me being "a bit boring-looking" and not very fun. She's always very apologetic about it if ever confronted but it's happened so often now that it's a bit of an "eyeroll" situation IYSWIM?
So I want a costume idea that won't end up too short, but that will flaunt my cleavage from here to Timbuctu. Always been my best assets and I want to make the most of them...
to shove it in her face that she's not the only one who can be sexy and to show her that I'm not fucking boring I'm just not a massive whore
So anybody got any ideas for costumes?
(P.S Yes know this is really petty and I'm lowering myself to her level, but it might just work!)