to start the "drunk" thread?

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as I am sober? I am so bored, come and chat to me.

aw see i thought you were going to say you'd had a long lunch or something nice!

usual might be upset...

nothing that exciting I'm afraid

I'm bored too.. I was actually considering to Hoover my house

So how's you?

Who's going to admit to being drunk at 4.30 in the afternoon?

I'm leaving this here for later...keep an eye on it please

worra never leave your drink unattended!

I AM BORED
I should be tidying trhe kids' rooms
But that would mean going upstairs
Not really an option now, is it?

Worra

It's BOGOF Happy Hour :o

Well I've got to go and get them in 10 mins...will be cracking open the wine when i get back. Couldn't achieve anything in ten mins could I?

You all gone? You shouldn't leave someone alone when they're drunk, I might start singing

BASTARDS THALOTOFYE

some of us have work to do y'know

we'll see you and your later...