CUNT WEEVILS AND ARSE BISCUITS

[InvisibleHotPinkWeasel]

That's it really.

I wonder if the Wank Badgers have had their day? What's the word on the street for the Next Big Thing?

Yes they're sitting in their Wank Badger retirement homes, staring whistfully out the window at the fuck ferrets, wondering where it all went wrong.

I thought cats could climb trees Maryz?

Fucking fuck ferrets

Fuck Ferrets! Now there's an idea I can warm to!

The Wank Badgers are hiding from the roaring stags (it is October after all and the stags balls are full)

I kinda like this one

I believe the Fuck Ferrets and Tit Turtles are our future

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

HotPink

Talking of badgers and arses, I'm thinking of stocking up on this to encourage DH to shit at work, rather than coming home and stinking out the entire house.

AIBU?

Did you all see what Chaos did in AIBU? Wankbadgers and Cuntrabbits are nothing on that

I'm going for a lie down.

Polecats are dirty by nature

Not a bad idea cake but I recommend this

cake UADNBU

You don't hear cock monkey so much either these days

YANBU in any way cake
I need some of that with added ground glass for our bathroom which is, even as we speak, in lockdown and unfit for entry without breathing gear!

Worra

Mind you we can't hear poor old cock monkey for a reason, its not like he can exactly whistle.

Worra, that might reduce the, frankly, ridiculous amount of loo paper my teenagers manage to use on a daily basis.

Oh dear, HotPink [snigger]

Oi! Don't you know we have a thread for this kind of behavior!

You soggy biscuit! (Dare you to google that...)

Where's Chaos'seseeses's thread Maryz?

found it. No wnder you're annoyed

I've stocked up already Mary

Tossers

the monkeys doing that

Ffs HotPink that's a diy blow job