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AIBU?

CUNT WEEVILS AND ARSE BISCUITS

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InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 07/10/2012 21:24

That's it really.

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WorraLiberty · 07/10/2012 21:54

I wonder if the Wank Badgers have had their day? What's the word on the street for the Next Big Thing?

Yes they're sitting in their Wank Badger retirement homes, staring whistfully out the window at the fuck ferrets, wondering where it all went wrong.

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 07/10/2012 21:54

I thought cats could climb trees Maryz?

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InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 07/10/2012 21:55

Fucking fuck ferrets

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MadgeHarvey · 07/10/2012 21:55

Fuck Ferrets! Now there's an idea I can warm to!

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo · 07/10/2012 21:57

The Wank Badgers are hiding from the roaring stags (it is October after all and the stags balls are full)

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets · 07/10/2012 21:57

I kinda like this one

WorraLiberty · 07/10/2012 21:58

I believe the Fuck Ferrets and Tit Turtles are our future

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

WorraLiberty · 07/10/2012 21:59

HotPink

CakeExpectations · 07/10/2012 21:59

Talking of badgers and arses, I'm thinking of stocking up on this to encourage DH to shit at work, rather than coming home and stinking out the entire house.

AIBU?

MaryZed · 07/10/2012 22:00

Did you all see what Chaos did in AIBU? Wankbadgers and Cuntrabbits are nothing on that

I'm going for a lie down.

maddening · 07/10/2012 22:01

Polecats are dirty by nature

WorraLiberty · 07/10/2012 22:01

Not a bad idea cake but I recommend this

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets · 07/10/2012 22:01

cake UADNBU

You don't hear cock monkey so much either these days

MadgeHarvey · 07/10/2012 22:02

YANBU in any way cake
I need some of that with added ground glass for our bathroom which is, even as we speak, in lockdown and unfit for entry without breathing gear!

MadgeHarvey · 07/10/2012 22:03

CakeExpectations · 07/10/2012 22:04

Worra

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets · 07/10/2012 22:05

Mind you we can't hear poor old cock monkey for a reason, its not like he can exactly whistle.

MaryZed · 07/10/2012 22:07

Worra, that might reduce the, frankly, ridiculous amount of loo paper my teenagers manage to use on a daily basis.

Oh dear, HotPink [snigger]

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 07/10/2012 22:07

Oi! Don't you know we have a thread for this kind of behavior!

You soggy biscuit! (Dare you to google that...)

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets · 07/10/2012 22:08

Where's Chaos'seseeses's thread Maryz?

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets · 07/10/2012 22:11

found it. No wnder you're annoyed

WorraLiberty · 07/10/2012 22:21

I've stocked up already Mary

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VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior · 07/10/2012 22:26

Tossers

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets · 07/10/2012 22:30

the monkeys doing that

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior · 07/10/2012 22:35

Ffs HotPink that's a diy blow job

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