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or is my husband, re wedding vows?

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SammyTheSwedishSquirrel · 27/09/2012 16:58

When we got married he said:

With this Ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly goods I thee endow: In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.

The bit in bold, in practical day to day terms, means I get to warm my cold feet up on his nice and warm ones at night. It does, doesn't it? And by constantly moaning about it, he's being very unreasonable?

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SammyTheSwedishSquirrel · 27/09/2012 16:58

Except the bit in bold didn't bloomin work. Arrrrgh.

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kittyandthegoldenfontanelles · 27/09/2012 17:01

is that how to bold I didn't know that.

YANBU. It certainly does.

kittyandthegoldenfontanelles · 27/09/2012 17:02

Well look at that! Thanks, Sammy!

SammyTheSwedishSquirrel · 27/09/2012 17:02

So pleased my incompetence has served a useful purpose :o

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smalltown · 27/09/2012 17:03

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Sallyingforth · 27/09/2012 17:03

I'd tell him that if you have to keep your cold feet off, he's got to keep his cold hands off!

kittyandthegoldenfontanelles · 27/09/2012 17:08

Now I'm going to try all the others
didn't think I could do this on my phone

If only it was with my body I thee warm

Thanks
AThingInYourLife · 27/09/2012 17:09

He didn't vow to share body heat.

That doesn't come under either worship or wordly goods.

YABU

Warm-blooded spouses of the world unite!

We have nothing to lose but cold body parts snuggling us a night :o

kittyandthegoldenfontanelles · 27/09/2012 17:10

Oh that is so cool

Hijacks thread

Pissing off now.

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