When we got married he said:
With this Ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly goods I thee endow: In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.
The bit in bold, in practical day to day terms, means I get to warm my cold feet up on his nice and warm ones at night. It does, doesn't it? And by constantly moaning about it, he's being very unreasonable?