To start a thread with no feminist undercurrent to it?

[AgentZigzag]

I'm thinking...can chapsticks be used as a weapons?

Do aliens give a shit what happens to their offspring?

Is hugging trees is for the huggers benefit or the huggees?

And what about the expectations men have of women being better carers which forces them out of the workplace to a life of drudgery under the heel of a rigidly structured patriarchal society?

Gah the last one let me down.

Sorry.

Oh do fuck off with your Chapsticks

What's wrong with Womensticks....huh? huh? huh?

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

Yep, drudgery sucks.

Rookie mistake, Agent :(

Lassiesticks, Worra?

Anything but Girlsticks Welsh

This gurl Pat Riarchy has a lot to answer for.

You're <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&biw=1146&bih=711&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=EEnShtyPuNynnM:&imgrefurl=www.debwalsh.com/manfromatlantis/mfaabout.html&docid=Vpr73UA9svxehM&imgurl=www.debwalsh.com/manfromatlantis/images/mark%252520underwater.jpg&w=250&h=179&ei=RuBcUIbqCojA0QWQvoC4Cg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=340&sig=112379514407926695039&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=200&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:0,i:125&tx=66&ty=97" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">thirty years too late thinking that Trying.

Womensticks sound oppressive to me worra, (hahahaha real time typing, I just got what you were saying - chap sticks ).

mmmm, sloe gin.

I wanted to spell it right frisson, but it wouldn't have worked

I'd prefer an amaretto tbh.

I reckon a Chapstick rammed into a nostril with the heel of the hand would do it.

Strawberry or mint Doctrine?

I hugged a tree once. I actually own Bic lady pens, they make my wrist ache, but they do fit my hand better. Do I win?