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The People's Breasts

39 replies

Hullygully · 14/09/2012 15:21

Aren't they?

As they are appended to the body of Our Future Queen?

Don't we have a RIGHT to see The People's Breasts?

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WinkyWinkola · 14/09/2012 15:22

GrinGrinGrin

Hullygully · 14/09/2012 15:23

I think we need to see the quality of Our Future Areoli and Royal Baby Feeding Nipples.

It's our heritage at stake here.

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UnChartered · 14/09/2012 15:24

i agree

i want a mug but with crowns over the nipples

got to give the woman a bit of dignity Grin

UnChartered · 14/09/2012 15:24

Blush celebration mug i mean

big link fail

TalcAndTurnips · 14/09/2012 15:28

Is this thread anything like The People's Friend?

I've brought my knitting and a recipe for kidney crumble.

PowerDresser · 14/09/2012 15:29

Do you really have to degrade the whole affair?

UnChartered · 14/09/2012 15:30

i think it's called 'taking the piss' P-D

ProudNeathGirl · 14/09/2012 15:31

Now that DID make me laugh! Grin

UnChartered · 14/09/2012 15:31

there's a lovely recipe for bramble jelly on page 6 - just after the double-page spread about Brucie's Bunions

Hullygully · 14/09/2012 15:32

How is it actually possible to degrade the whole affair?

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floradix · 14/09/2012 15:40

The whole affair has been degraded because page 6 is an advert for a step- in bath.Shock
Outs UnChartered as not having bought the PF really.

Hullygully · 14/09/2012 15:41

SHE IS A LIAR AND A CHEAT

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UnChartered · 14/09/2012 15:42

ah

busted

Grin
TalcAndTurnips · 14/09/2012 15:45

Jesucristo floradix - you have yours to hand?

I found the Readers' Letters particularly heartwarming this week.

Hullygully · 14/09/2012 15:47

Doesn't everyone Talc? I am never without mine.

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floradix · 14/09/2012 15:48

Is there really that ad on p6?

TalcAndTurnips · 14/09/2012 15:52

I have no idea.

I was bluffin' too. Blush

However I do have an immense urge to knit a bog roll cosy - perhaps like this.

SkippyYourFriendEverTrue · 14/09/2012 15:53
MardyBra · 14/09/2012 15:56

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=knitted+breast+hat&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&rls=en&biw=1477&bih=844&tbm=isch&tbnid=Hjek2LMwfXd1qM:&imgrefurl=www.mothering.com/community/t/1303759/knitting-breasts&docid=VsauUEjJ-R9IQM&imgurl=cdn.mothering.com/5/5f/5fac0191_knitting.jpg&w=620&h=620&ei=RkVTUP_YJ8Lb0QXGvIGADQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=187&vpy=299&dur=137&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=140&ty=133&sig=113146812327350081433&page=1&tbnh=159&tbnw=158&start=0&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0,i:92" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Lovely knitting patterns in this publication

Is that you Talc?

TalcAndTurnips · 14/09/2012 15:57

Blush - you old flatterer, you, Mardy.

MardyBra · 14/09/2012 15:58

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=knitted+breast+hat&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&rls=en&biw=1477&bih=844&tbm=isch&tbnid=cisTZLKYonNwpM:&imgrefurl=booju-newju.livejournal.com/2605277.html%3Fpage%3D2%26cut_expand%3D1&docid=YiWrpSuhvbJekM&imgurl=i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/marble_skull/boobhat.jpg&w=647&h=720&ei=sEVTUOa8Lciw0AXdoYC4Bg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1028&vpy=293&dur=281&hovh=237&hovw=213&tx=83&ty=134&sig=113146812327350081433&page=1&tbnh=159&tbnw=151&start=0&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0,i:107" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This'll come in handy when the Duchess has kids

TalcAndTurnips · 14/09/2012 15:58

Surely this should be a cue for the MNer KnittedBreast to appear?

I haven't seen her around for a while.

Maat · 14/09/2012 15:58

This is what you get if you cross The People's Breasts with The People's Friend. here

Maat · 14/09/2012 15:59

x posts with everyone!

MardyBra · 14/09/2012 15:59

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=knitted+breast&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&biw=1477&bih=844&tbm=isch&tbnid=Yle8fAUgcJOqmM:&imgrefurl=einavleshetz.blogspot.com/2011/03/ok-people-its-time-to-tit-knit.html&docid=VwCel8uYN_E0_M&imgurl=4.bp.blogspot.com/-mHGHfZWm00g/TXkAfw-tiMI/AAAAAAAAAKc/t-I3tAZcI-U/s400/boobs.jpg&w=264&h=191&ei=HEZTUP-IB6nA0QWit4CgAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=426&sig=113146812327350081433&page=1&tbnh=149&tbnw=203&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0,i:89&tx=99&ty=79" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">ha ha ha

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