To think there should be cake!

[FutureNannyOgg]

Our local soft play advertises "home made cakes" on their website.

I went there for the second time today and I haven't seen, let alone eaten, a cake there yet!

The first time they had a couple of suspiciously supermarkety cookies and claimed they had sold out of cake, today it was Pom Bears or nothing! They had prawn cocktail flavour, but there's something not right about fish flavoured teddys.

WTF am I supposed to do while DS tears around like a lunatic gets his exercise if not stuff my face with carrot cake? How am I going to get my 5 a day now?

How do I deal with this? WIBU to organise some kind of mass cake scoffing sit in?

(Disclaimer- this is a light hearted thread,I am not that unhinged, but I do still want cake)

Where are they? They clearly need a new cake supplier. Maybe you could find a suitably located MNer to supply cakes and that way you get to choose which ones.

Somerset. To add insult to injury, the owners seem to also run some kind of fancy cupcake cart for parties thing, there are leaflets and signs about it all over, and the cakes look gorgeous

- maybe they are so busy with cupcakes they have no time to make proper cake?

YANBU. Even if you were ever so slightly unhinged, you would still NBU.

Soft play without consolatory cake? Purgatory. Kill them. With a cake slice to their cold, unfeeling hearts.

New self-employed business opportunity?

Utterly outrageous. They are tempting you in with false advertising. I would write a letter of complaint. Start a protest group on fb. Get together the other outraged parents and form a picket line outside. Wave big banners saying I want to have my cake and eat it.

Protesting lack of cake is never unreasonable.

YANBU.

There should always be cake. Everywhere!

One of DS's first words was cake

Yanbu.

THERE SHOULD ALWAYS BE CAKE! (and now im going to make some because this thread has made me want it :-)

Bring your own cake?

Alberto dd's first sign was for cake second was biscuit girls got priority's speech delay not pfb signing

What albertofrog said. To the letter.

There should always be cake. End of

Yes. YANBU.

Painful, the broken promise of cake.

Thank you all.

I really did need cake, especially after going after DS1 (2yo) to rescue him from the top of the climbing maze thing with DS2 (6 wo)in a sling (I came down the steps though, after posting DS1 down the slide .

I made one of these allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/7622/5-minute-chocolate-mug-cake.aspx and I feel much better.

Bunnywhack, we did signing with dd due to speech delay and 'biscuit' was the first one she picked up - she sometimes still does it when she says biscuit, completely subconciously, and she's six .

There should always be cake. Everywhere. It should be a law or something.

Cake is what makes the world go round.

LEAVE THE BASTARDS!

I would contact local newspaper to do a story. They could do a photo of you and other mums pointing to empty counter with faces. Kids too