To find nothing quite as satisfying

[SamuelWestsMistress]

As a good, jolly, big old early morning fart?

I can't be the only one.

Everyone farts in the morning - your colon rearranges itself when you start moving around.

Thanks for sharing

That's revolting. How can you farting?
You are like those gross people who take newspapers into the toilet to read whilst they have a poo...

oh, im ean enjoy and baulk

No way AngryBeaver!

I take my iPhone and I go on mumsnet.

[squeezeplop]

YABU, laying a nice big log is far more satisfying.

Oh yes it's like our version of bird song.

PARP

You're all disgusting

So few people admitting to such a glorious sensation! We live in such a fartist world.

I love this thread... :o

Oh a kindred spirit...marvellous!

I do wonder if I'll ever be able to sleep with anyone ever again, having to hold it in will do me a mischief.

Our dog takes it as a sign breakfast is on the way as I always get up shortly after!

My friend has an African grey parrot and this thing is a constant source of amusement.

One of the best things I've ever witness it do is first thing in the morning making fart, toilet flush and even poo splash noises. Every morning without fail.

First time I heard it I laughed so hard I thought my life was going to end!