AIBU

[hopkinsthewitchfindergeneral]

my cat is a special , holy cat, one empowered with great intuition and communication skills

this cat is the chosen one

this chosen cat, he sayeth, "more stella artois"

AIBU just sitting here not getting one or really, am I a sad lonely old mare with complete and utter disregard for all things catly - should I obey the great one?

Sorry I don't get it. Do you actually have a cat?

listen to the cat. more stella.

Where can I get a cat like this?

My cat tells me to make tea and settle down with the biscuits. If I don't listen he trips me up when I'm carrying stuff.

I'd listen if I were you...

Yabvvu. Sort it out.

Of course you should obey.

To not would incur serious consequences.

This cat, does he say the rest of us should have a drink?

My cat does Moredecai.

of course he does, though he might add, you knew that before you asked so he takes the role of guide cat (like guide dogs but cooler) not decision maker ! he helps guide people to their fridge, their drinks cabinet , their pub, its so beautiful to watch.......

So instead of a assistant dog you have an insistent cat?