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To request VADGE EMOTICONS?

25 replies

Hullygully · 06/09/2012 18:13

In honour of dear Wolfy can we have all the emoticons as vadge ones?

OP posts:
FrothyOM · 06/09/2012 18:53

What have I missed? Confused

Hullygully · 07/09/2012 10:38

Naomi wolf webchat

Where are the vadges?

OP posts:
Trills · 07/09/2012 10:39

We are women after all (most of us) so the vagina is the thing that leads our lives. It's not just one body part among many, oh no. It's especially not one body part that we don't even interact with every day.

Trills · 07/09/2012 10:40

YABU anyway, this should be in Site Stuff!

Hullygully · 07/09/2012 10:40

I talk to mine everyday and play it a little Mozart after breakfast. Doesn't everyone?

OP posts:
ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 07/09/2012 10:40

My vagina agrees with the OPs proposal...

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 07/09/2012 10:41

Should my vagina lead my life?! Shock Can I jettison it off in to the world, and get it to walk the dog? That would be awesome.

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 07/09/2012 10:41

Will dadsnet get equivalent cock ones?

frayededges · 07/09/2012 10:42

oh goodness ust sputtered Biscuit crumbs all over the keyboard

Hullygully · 07/09/2012 10:43

No, cocks are completely different. They are disconnected from the mind whereas vadges are inextricably linked with special veins and nodules

OP posts:
ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 07/09/2012 10:44

I thought penisisisis had a mind of their own?

FrothyOM · 07/09/2012 10:45

Oh!

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 07/09/2012 10:45

You have vagina nodules in your mind?!?

Hullygully · 07/09/2012 10:47

All women have special and intimate connections of veins and nodules and synapses connecting their brains and vadges.

Talk to the vadge.

OP posts:
FrothyOM · 07/09/2012 10:48

I People would be too tempted to use it when an OP is being a cunt. Grin

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 07/09/2012 10:50

I think I might get a) slapped and b) in trouble with dw if I do that Hully!

Raspberryandorangesorbet · 07/09/2012 10:50

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ShirelyKnort · 07/09/2012 10:52

The vagina is directly connected to the feminist part of the brain with winches and pulleys

IawnCont · 07/09/2012 10:53

My Vagina agrees with OP. And can we please all remember to stick a capital letter on Vagina, please?
Right. I'm off to make some pasta with sausage and salmon.

MyDogShitsMoney · 07/09/2012 11:01

I'm using them anyway

[RenegadeVagina]

MrsRobertDuvallHasRosacea · 07/09/2012 11:17

You see I would spell it vag

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 07/09/2012 13:19

Don't spell it vag! You might confuse it with veg. Meat and two veg is a hearty meal, meat and two vag is a meal for three!

MimsyBorogroves · 07/09/2012 13:36

Vagina dentata for Halloween?

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 07/09/2012 13:37

Eek!

RevDebeezWoodall · 07/09/2012 14:08

YABU. I haven't got vagina noodles. I prefer chicken flavour.

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