To ask what ''PFB'' means?

[RandomUsername]

I thought maybe ''puree fed baby'' after reading one thread, but after reading another that had nothing to do with food i am stumped.

So, what the hell is ''pfb''??

Precious new born

Precious First Born

Sorry first born (damn this phone)

Ah ok, makes more sense than puree fed baby haha. Thanks.

You will find a list of acronyms at the top of the page.

HTH

Precious First Born.

And not precious as in "all babies are precious" (adored, important) but "you are being precious about that" (overly fussy).

It references the fact that parents are often more fussy and worried and generally precious about how their first child is treated, and once they have another they tend to be a bit more relaxed.

Acronyms

And of course YANBU to ask but YAB a little U to use AIBU to ask it :)

What it means is the worry and attention you lavish on the first one. So many photos etc, then the subsequent neglected children (snc) look at photo albums and wonder if they were born a toddler

or Perfect First Born, normally as an accusation that you one is being a bit precious about something because it's their first child.

I remember being told I was being PFB when I started posting here, - I absolutely wasn't though,

damnit

I am the queen of x - posting though.

Exit - ahh see i forgot about the link to the acrynoms, i like to guess what they mean sometimes, its more fun :)

When your first swallows a coin you rush to a&e.

When your second swallows a coin you wait for it to come out the other end.

When your third swallows a coin you deduct it from their pocket money

Norma

Ive been wondering this for a while whilst on here. I even googled it , silly me ! Thanks OP , makes sense now :)

Norma

Also: the definition of 'sterilise' (vb): what you do to your PFB's dummy by boiling, and what you do to your SNC's dummy by licking and wiping on sleeve.

Norma so true

Poker Faced Bitch!

Thank you , purée-fed baby and Norma's coin whatsit have made me laugh.

Even my DH is laughing his head off at the coin analogy, it's so true!

There was a thread the other day about weaning and people were asking for an acronym for babies who didn't do blw. So now we know PFB ha ha. brill.

I sent DH a screenshot of Norma's wisdom, as he's away at the moment. He ROFLd .