AIBU small child + chips + curry sauce + fruit shoot

[IamnotaStepfordHousewife]

AIBU that I have been on Mumsnet so much and told my husband about the various threads, that he felt the need to text me and tell me he saw a young child being given lunch of chips and curry sauce with a fruit shoot to drink. Also aibu that I immediately thought of Mumsnet!
Disclaimer - This is light hearted before the flaming begins

Well trained he is, stay with the bastard you must

Oh the obligatory fruit shoot an greggs sausage rolls of course

My dd would love that lunch

Can I be first to say "Leave the bastard"?!

chips from a chip shop

was it me, last week? sat on a bench in a vair naice small market town, with DH, DD and i sharing a bag of chips right next to EWM

bloody lush they were too

No, OP that was your DH lunch.

Haha. Has he ever told you a story about some fecker parking in a P&T space too? If so, he needs a MN account.

Just wanted to say I thought of Mumsnet last week when I feed my child a Greggs pastie for lunch AND a bottle of Fanta!!

BTW - he's 15!!

He has just text me so not you FalseStarted he has just got back and is likes the responses , he said it involved, dad was at the counter, mum asking child and shouting responses to OH. Asking child, "Do you want chips? Do you want curry sauce?" To which child said yes and then Mum shouts, "Yes fucking curry sauce on it and a fruit shoot" Cue smirks from my OH

Nope not lunch, he's just gone into the kitchen to make our lunch but yes Lifeissweet there are times I think he should be on Mumsnet but he would offend too many people. We are both opinionated but I tend to just hoik my judgey pants and keep quiet, whereas he would happily share his thoughts with anyone.

Get your fucking DH on ere, we need strong opinions.

Chip shop curry sauce is just WRONG and GROSS and NASTY.

What that child should have had is gravy.

Chip shops sell fruit shoots?

We are down south, there is not gravy on chips down South! Although when I went to Uni up North I did enjoy the gravy and chips after a night out.
Yummy!
Cheesy chips are not bad either .......

Your DH has too much time on his hands.

Ps, you can get gravy on your chips down south.

We are both on hols from work at the moment so yep he does have too much time on his hands

Chips and curry sauce

Our local chippy delivers

Was it that luminous yellow/green curry sauce that only chip shops sell?

Lucky sod

sounds delish

I see nowt wrong with that as a lunch as long as its not what he has every day, obviously, and there's no way or knowing.

Whose the lucky sod? FutTheShuckUp

I had cheesy chips for lunch the other day, they were good