to feel deflated...

[Alliwantisaroomsomewhere]

Because I have not had a genuine AIBU question to ask for ages? I mean, really! Surely my life is not THAT dull that I have no dilemmas?

Or AIBU?

YABU

How many AIBU questions sound genuine anyway?

They're all specially squished and adapted just so they can be posted here

Absolutely. Totally unreasonable.

Feel better?

leave the bastarding board

And the winner is..... NUMBUM!!!

Just for the record: I am NEVER unreasonable.

I thought you were going to say you'd let a huge one go and stunk the house out

I don't believe you haven't got anything AIBU worthy in your life, especially when the majority of posters exaggerate or make it up talk about mundane stuff.

Why thank you takes bow and preens at getting a name mention

I do sit here reading some AIBU posts and watching everyone piling in feeling sorry for the OP whilst thinking 'yeah but that's only half of the story'!

Agentzigzag, last time it was THAT bad, I blamed it on the baby I was childminding .

You're missing a trick there OP, 'WIBU to make a big smell and blame it on my innocent charge?'

You'd have the Professionally Outraged on within seconds ripping your job, lifestyle, relationship and parenting skills into a thousand pieces

numbum

Right so what time are we all blowing the OP?

I care Fuck All about being torn to shreds cos I have had Agentzigzag AND Worraliberty reply to my inane thread!

Numbum, you are still the holder of the Gold Winner Medal (see the theme thingy??) despite my being WELL chuffed at AIBU royalty gracing my thread!

Sorry. Annoying myself now. Off to watch tv.

LOL Worra is my idol so the fact that you gave me a gold medal makes me

OMFG I meant what time are we all blowing UP the op

Trust me to take this thread somewhere it shouldn't be going

Oh that was such a double edged sword numbum

Butter me up with flattery and then beat me to death with your medal

Well I hope the fucking chocolate melts....

Haha I read the thread so many times to try and make that make non lesbian sense

It's not fair of you to call worra a stirring troll OP, that's how rumours start and signals all good threads to start kicking off

Ziggers if the title of stirring troll comes with a gold medal...I'm 'avin it!

Hang on...am I being accused of being a troll???

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Hang on...am I being accused of being a troll???

BACK OFF BUDDY!! This medal's mine

OK I have NO idea what is going on. I need to lay off the vino!

Or are you my drunken sock puppet? Do I not even know my own fake names?!

No numbum...Ziggers is talking about me and she'll be getting a bit low on her wine medication around this time of night

No, drink more numbum, you won't care then.

I think it's the OP who's the troll actually, coming on here stealth boasting about her event free lifestyle, and then oh, I'm off to watch the telly.

I'm expecting the sockpuppet any minute.

I think if you scroll back worra you'll find it was you who called numbum a troll.

It's in the post when you said she didn't deserve the medal.