to put the diet off?

[ThymeLord]

My 15 yo (thereby knows EVERYTHING) neice has informed me that we are all due to perish on 21 December this year.

So can I put the diet off and hang onto the remaining 17/18 lbs given that I only have a few months left? Or shall I perish slim?

WWYD

I bloody hope not, 2 days before my birthday... cheek of it!

Perish slim, your death will be quicker, you won't burn for as long

I couldn't think of a better reason

Shall I not bother with the expense of buying Christmas presents then?

That could be a tricky one to break to the children, perhaps I could swiftly follow up with The Apocalypse news to eclipse it?

I did tell her that I wouldn't be buying her the new iphone cover she wants because it would be a clear waste of money. She is smart enough to ask that I give her the present before Christmas so she has something nice to "hang onto"

I will cut down on the ferrero rocher but maintain the wine level. For consistency you understand.

My SIL told me tonight it's the 23rd if December

Happy Birthday

I don't want to die on a fucking odd number

But froots, think of the christmas present money you will save on that odd number!

If John Cusack turns up in a limo to save me i'm happy

Excellent!

Now we can point and laugh at all the smug posters who have all but finished their Christmas shopping.

Not so clever now are you?

Exactly. Smug bastards. They will be laughing when i'm swept away in Cusacks limo with that big sexy russian flying the 'plane and they are fighting over moshi monsters in John Lewis.

No, no way, I won't have it! I have waited 2 years and 8 months for my BFP. My baby is due at the end of April!

Yanbu to not diet. You should do Paul McKenna so you can really enjoy your food! :)

Forget the diet - have your Christmas dinner now