To think they should invent and oven that says

[JumpingThroughHoops]

oi you stupid cow, you left me on full blast again

Hello, non gender specific humanoid, you appear to not have checked your temperature settings for this meal. Do you wish it to be cremated or edible?

Put man on the moon, can they make an oven that knows what it's cooking? no they can't!

Haha! I need one that says 'did you mean grill?'

I once cocked up a tray of brownies by leaving on grill not oven... Burned on top, raw in the middle.
The funniest thing was that the teenage boys I made them for actually fought over eating them and requested that I make them that way again!