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To install an ACME Spring to Dds dummy..

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McPhee · 14/08/2012 04:28

roadrunner style.

They wait until you're back in bed don't they? Leave it a few minutes, so you're just closing your eyes again and WHAM....pop out that dummyHmm It's almost as if she can hear the feathers move in my pillow.

See now, if I could install the spring, well, job done surely?

It wouldn't be so bad but I'm ill, and feeling sorry for myself now.

Roll on morning.

OP posts:
tethersphotofinish · 14/08/2012 06:39

YABU

That's unutterably cruel.

And gaffer tape's far more effective.

McPhee · 14/08/2012 09:42

I tried gaffer tape, but with the amount of drool involved it kept peeling off.

OP posts:
tethersphotofinish · 14/08/2012 12:36

Staple gun?

ElephantsOlympianParty · 14/08/2012 12:54

Superglue!

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