To be hopping mad ...

[Salmotrutta]

Someone has eaten all of the Worcester sauce crisps from the multi-pack AND nicked one of my Feast ice-lollies

... it was you DS wasn't it? Eh?
Don't think I don't know your tricks.

I want a mint feast now

That is SO detailed

^^ mollymole if I stocked up better on crap I wouldn't have the "needing a mint feast and not having any" problem

I think molly maybe got out of bed on the wrong side

"the biscuit parts were a welcome addition and give the lolly that bit of extra bite"

Can't you just picture the man who wrote it?!

The wax paper and wooden stick made me snort!

Do we think he wears an anorak?

The use of the word "tasty" always has me in stitches for some unknown reason

"That was very tasty dear" -

Im not going to go through all the ingredients but will note that this product does contain nuts so whilst it may be ok for squirrels its not for those who are allergic to nuts

Squirrels!!!!! ha ha ha ha!

Reminds me of that joke based on the very old Topic adverts from years ago.

"What has a hazelnut in every bite?"

"Squirrel sh*t"

See I don't like nuts (but have no allergy) and missed out of years of Feast eating as I too thought they had nuts on the outside. Ooh really want one now!

Get thee to the shops Chocc!

They are the best lolly ever!

well, he's done you a favour getting rid of the abomination that is WS flavour crisps, but he should be taken outside and flogged for making off with a Feast!

But you have a feast lolly left,yes? Maybe you just need to be better at sharing

I remember how exciting soleros were once - more innocent times before I discovered hem hem