Me and dh have had a few problems recently. Tonight he took me completely by surprise and shoved a shuttlecock up my arse as I was bending down into the understairs cupboard trying to find the suction thing for the vac.
He said he was trying to make it up to me and get into the sporting theme of the games.
He just whipped down my leggings and said 'how's that my lovely?'
I was so shocked I could hardly talk.
AIBU??