To leave DH

[mangomadness]

I went into the pantry as I quite fancied MY frazzles, they weren't there.... D H took them this morning, the BASTARD! He even gloated about it on the phone at lunch.

YABU for God's sake.

FRAZZLES??

Now if it was Quavers...

definitely leave him.

(but what the heck are frazzles??)

Gloated? Never mind leave the bastard, KILL HIM. Not a jury in the land would convict you.

YANBU

Leave the bastard

Or make him buy more on the way home and serenade you outside with 'just one bag of frazzles give it to me...'

Frazzles? Those horrible pretend bacony things? You should both be cast out of good society.

Bacon Fries are where it's at!

Frazzles are the snack of the Gods along with Squares, definitely make sure he brings home a new multipack.

Don't just Leave the bastard KILL the bastard.

Text back a list of what he has to bring home before you will let him back in the house.

Then ask for a song (pick one - probably Mariah Carey) and tell him to sing it from the doorstep.

Film in and load it up on Facebook and gloat about what a wonderful non-dear husband he is!!!

If he doesn't restock kick him in the cock*

*joke

Unless you need his cock

Obviously

Kill him, make it look like an accident, collect life insurance and then you can buy lots of frazzles. If you need an alibi, you were at glen's house discussing crisps

LTB!!

YANBU, but what do you think of bacon wheat crunchies? The ones shaped like little tubes, scrummy. I want some now.

Urge frazzles. Now sour cream and onion Pringles is another matter entirely! If my DP touched them (he doesn't like them so it's hypothetical) I would lie in wait armed with a couple more tubs and beat him to death with them before sitting on his corpse and eating them looking smug.

YANBU

Leave him

Do you know they now do bigger bags of Frazzles? Probably about 2 x the size of your standard pack

yum

He came home with a multipack of mini cheddars, I'm not convinced by his 'apology' I bet he takes them to work tomorrow and calls me when munching them....the bastard.

Hmm

Normal mini cheddars or spring onion "crinklin" mini cheddars?

Why would you leave him? That would just hurt him once - if you stay you get a whole lifetime of petty revenges...

He Ate your frazzles then gloated? Has he got a death wish or something?
Leave the fucker, but kick him in the fork first, theiving sod.

this requires a three step revenge plan:

1. buy 200 bags of frazzles
2. catch husband when he returns from work and tie him up
3. force feed him all 200 bags

guaranteed he wont want another frazzle ever again...

Cheddars to replace frazzles?

That's like a a cheese sandwich replacing a bacon butty...unforgivable.
Or is this a stealth post to show off that you have such an array of savoury snacks in your cupboard

don't know what frazzles are, but definitely leave the bastard. oh yes.

He took a pack of them today.... Sadly not crinkly ones, but a multipack with extra mature cheddar ones, but TINY packs....

.....added to this he made me a cheese, ham and salad sandwich with NO pickle, wtaf?

YANBU.

Sorry to say this but I think sensitive issues like this are better of in the relationship section. In the meantime though have you considered counselling or poking with a sharp stick when he's on the cusp of sleep? I used both methods when DH finished off the haribo, really helped and our relationship's better for it.

YANBU on the proviso that IANBU for threatening to leave dh for bringing home doughnuts the other day which he knew I couldn't eat (they were all custard-filled, I'm lactose intolerant). I should have made him go back and get jam ones.