To have only just realised that

[cinnamonnut]

calling netmums "nethuns" refers to the fact that they call each other hunny and whatever - I previously thought it meant "huns" as in the old derogatory British word for Germans and invaders

I thought it was neTHuns - I was very confused.

30 years as a nurse,frequently using bum creams etc.It wasn't till recently that I saw a huge lorry with Anusol on the side that I actually 'got it'.All those years of saying An-you-sol.I really was a good nurse, just shit at not getting the obvious.

bum creams

Oh Bollocks!Didn't even get that pun till DH pointed it out.

Cinnamonnut.I'll have you know that is what we in the profession call them, :)

Bum is a rude word

My DM thought, after years in Italy, that Parceline wasn't parcel-line but meant tiny parcels in Italian, pronounced par-che-lee-nay. Bless her.