To be annoyed by difficult swearing

[JazzAnnNonMouse]

You know when your in the heat of the moment and you think of long complicated swearyness that would sound really good and meaningful it it came out right but it doesn't and then it's bad

What exactly do you mean by "the heat of the moment"? If you mean what I think you mean, "Oh God, Oh God, Yes, Yes, Again, More, A bit to the left....Yes, Oh God..." usually suffices.

'Fuck me harder you big bastard'?

We sooooo need to know what you said!

I think you mean during a row, but im going with the ahhem other take...

..."oh for fuck sake are you not done yet"

"Was that it? Fuck"

Like when you shout "Oh FUCK Hubert, YES" and his name's Simon?

This made so much more sense last night when I posted it...
Idk what I was trying to say really.

I think OP means planning some amazing swearing orientated insult/rant during a row but then all that's comes out is something like 'and you stink of poo and you can't come to my party'

"Poo bum bum face." spat out whilst doing the temper tantrum dance. rage is so undignified.

Buggering bollocks?

I know what you mean. I'm always memorizing lovely swears, but I can never remember them when the moment arises.

"Weapons-grade cunt" is my current one, courtesy of MN. Maybe I should start carrying a little card around.

Would it be a good thing to actually have a weapons-grade cunt? I could see that being a compliment too 'wow darling, you certainly have a weapons-grade cunt. Would you like to try my exocet?'

I like to mix and match, eg, Jesus Fucking Christ or Son of a fucking bitch.

Callisto :o

Just spat out my tea! Thanks!

I mean like when you want to have a food swear and it to make an impact be that funny or angry etc and it comes out not so great x

No kisses

'and you stink of poo and you can't come to my party'

This is my new swear, for always.

What the hell is a food swear???

You fucking cucumber-arse!

Something like that?

Had a thought, is it like 'you garlic bastard' or 'egg off' ?

I will cheese you in the face

You need to be heavier than the barrel

Bread faced bastards

Suck my orange, biatch!