To think the dreams bloke on Steve Wright talks utter bollocks?

[PuppyMonkey]

Dreaming of a giraffe means you need to stick your neck out and make a decision.

Me arse.

Well that's the thing about dream analysis isn't it - you can make up any old shite and who's going to argue with you? There's no authoritative handbook because - well - there just can't be can there?

If you dream of dogs, it means it will rain for the rest of summer. I've decided.

That'll be £300 please.

Isn't the talking of utter bollocks the whole point of Steve Wright, though?