to make a retching sound when....

[maristella]

My DS describes something as 'sick'?

Sorry, 'sik'

My brother's in the phase. Also says mate after every sentence.

You can make a retching noise when you're retching. Any other time just really isn't appropriate and is kind of disgusting.

YANBU. I think I'll steal it too.

kinky it is never a drawn out, might actually make me vom kinda retch, just a quick 'bleurgh'

Do it bythesea your children will be horrified :)

YABU I loves the way ds talks to his friends. It makes me laugh. and I know he can speak properly when he needs to

How old is your ds? Mine's 16.

He's 14. But he will tell me a bacon sandwich, or slaved over roast is sick!

Gawd it is the most pathetic annoying slang ever! cos i'm old innit

But it's a compliment!

Just wait 'till Christmas and see what he's saying then. You will be driven up the wall if sik gets to you.

Just imitate his vocabulary somewhere nice and public. Preferably hand gestures in the same vernacular and a fake accent.

Follow LRD's excellent advice and do it outside the school gate.

It'll pass. At our school sik is out and "cute" is in.

I can't imagine DS ever describing anything as cute! Maybe girls but that won't be in front of me ha ha!

I thought the title of your post finished '.....when Dave or Gideon come on the telly?' I make a heaving sound when I see or hear either of them!

Dave? Who he?

Yeah who are Dave and Gideon??

Eh, David Cameron? Gideon is George Osbourne's real first name

So, our Dear Leader and Chancellor

Dave Cameron sexy shorts mmmm