to think DP should at least try...

[FredWorms]

...to slice my home-made cakes nicely and not just break big hunks off leaving a raggedy edge?

I've asked him countless times.

Fucker.

Leave the bastard!

Hunky hunk eats hunk of cake.

Oh Fred YANBU! My DH once broke the fecking point off a heart shaped cake I had made! I wanted to shove it up his arse.

But he obviously lofes them!

Then I have to even the edge before I cut slices for the DCs lunchboxes and what am I to do with the raggedy bit?

Eat it of course.

This is the sole reason I am too fat.

Fucker.

My DH does this with my (lovingly) cooked food. My beautiful lasagne is hacked at and slopped onto plates
He is now forbidden from touching food I have prepared until it is on his plate.
Bl**dy idiot.
Leave him.

This is the sole reason I am too fat.
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