to be narked by this comment from ds (3)?

[foolserrand]

"It looks like a big blue smiley face, mummy."

"What does dear?"

"Your bottom."

It's not that big!

Anyone get any similar 'compliments' from their dc to make me feel better? :o

Yes ds told me my belly looks like It needs ironing lol

Dare I ask where the smiley face is?

Not a "compliment" exactly, as DS is 1yo and can only say "cat" ATM. However, his current favourite game is to pull up my to and slap my belly fat until it wobbles. It makes him shriek with laughter. Whilst I quietly die inside.

From my DS when he was about 3

I like your tummy mummy, it's like play-dough.

Unfortunately he's now 9 and it's not any better

Mine used to say I was like a "lovely bouncy castle"

No longer!

Aren't three year old lovely.
My son told me (when he was about 3) not to lose weight as my belly was nice pillow and it would miss it.

Ds (5) did tell me I needed to go on a diet last month, although tbh he was right of I wasn't 14 weeks pregnant (although hadn't told him do can't blame him)

Pasha, I'd like to think the smile is the pertness of my rear and the nose, the hem of my jeans but I don't dare ask for the truth

All this flattery is enough to turn you to .... or gin... or cake.

chrissas my ds does the same, I wish I found it as funny

Today after me and dp were talking about work and when I was going back:

My ds 5 - "What work do you do Mum?"

Me - "Just for now, I am a mummy to you two."

Ds - "Nothing then."

When one of mine was 3 he said to me at breakfast

"Look at your fattist (sic) bottom"

When DD was about 4, I took her with me one day to buy a new bra.

She shouted rather loudly from the changing room "WOOOOW mummy, that thing which holds your lungs up is huuuuuuuge"!

We then had a long drawn out conversation about the difference between lungs and boobs

I've been told that I look " much older than daddy" and my nose is really really big.