To sneakily keep the damp fiver

[pjmama]

...that I just rescued from DH's trouser pocket whilst sorting washing?

sneakily?

"husband. I found a fiver in your pocket and I'm having it"

"ok"

is how it normally goes in our house.

or
"I'm sure I had a tenner in my wallet."
"Yeah, you did. I nicked it."
"oh"

Hecate, I like your style!

Any money I find becomes mine in this house.

Similar to Hecate except it's more....

"Husband, I found a fiver in your pocket and I spent it"

Same as Hec here.

" I washed your jeans, I've left the screws on the windowsill"
" What about the £20 in my pocket?"
" Yes, I found that too. Thanks "

All money I wash is automatically mine. Everyone else has been told, many times, that this is so.

YANBU to keep it but YABU to bother being sneaky about it.

Surely it is laundry-doers perks?

Not to mention a good incentive for others to empty their own pockets before sticking stuff in the laundry basket?

Um.... i'd give it back, because I have my own money.

any money found whilst doing your household chores is your tip for doing the work

So do I Secret, but now I have his too - mwa ha ha ha!!
(that was my evil laugh)

Any money the washing machine spits out is the property of the finder... I am not a pocket checker!

Took dh suit to dry cleaners and when I turned he pockets a pound coin rolled too the floor and dd pounced on it

We sent dd a photo of her on the iggle piggledy ride she spent it on!

So yanbu