To think the shard

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...the shard totally resembles a rampant rabbit. Hadn't noticed til I saw it lit up?

I would not be putting anything that spiky near my genitals.

Just needs a large eye up the top and it would look like Barad-dur

which of these most look like each other?

this one

or this one

matches this

it makes me giggle every time, only someone who had never seen the first one could ever believe they look alike.

I think The Gherkin is the must phallic looking building. I reckon if you put anything shard like near your foof you'd be in A & E quicker than you could say Christian Grey.

Slippery

But they couldn't call the Gherkin, 'The Dildo'.

Anyway quote that's a very bendy gherkin. This one is what they were probably thinking of:

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Thanks Jareth.

Much nicer than the gherkin and one of Qatar's nicer assets.

Slipperynipple

that's still bendy twisted nobbley and green,

it's a butt plug,

there are hundreds of butt plugs that look like they are a scale model of that building, and not one gherkin that could ever be a model for it.

It could be a pessary but they are normally white, so butt plug is the nearest match.