To think that what we really need around here is...........

[LentillyFart]

..........another thread about 50 Shades of Shite.

Please. Make. It. Stop.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

I liked it.

I'm sorry, I just did but I like twilight as well

Can't they just start a 50 Shades of really overrated Grey section then they can all fuck off talk about it over there?!

I think it's great that people like it. It's just the endless threads - one after another, all day, every day.

I keep thinking maybe one of them will say something new but no...........

Meredith, desert orchid, Jennifer...

I commented on the first one, but after that I didn't want to repeat myself a bit like EL James and bore people!

I don't actually read the threads about it; no point crying over spilt milk.

I'm with you.

It's the people who hate it who seem to keep starting threads about it though.The Mumsnetters who hate it don't seem to waffle on about it half as much.

I have to admit to ignoring the lot of them, but Lentil can I admit to having grinned somewhat when seeing your username coming up beside the title in the Active threads?

Mind you, what with the sporners and the bumsexers and the rest, it could be that a scratch and sniff option for 'dodgy smells' usernames could be the next 'in' thing...

Go on twitter and look up %23irishshadesofgrey

That should read' 'The Mumsnetters who like it don't seem to waffle on about it so much.

Actually, that post doesn't make much sense as I omitted to mention that my mind put an indefinite article just ahead of your username.

(Too much sherry, sorry )

moonlight - I think I knew what you meant! Loving the idea of scratch and sniff usernames.........

Well, there'd be the two of ours, obviously, we could probably count in Sensuallettuce too...maybe I should start a thread in Site Stuff

Ok, I chickened out thought better of Site Stuff - thread is now in _Chat.

The thing is with sensuallettuce - I always want to stroke her

I'll get me coat.......

Well, as long as you're not wanting to do whatever it is they're doing in 50 Shades....

I loved it

There's nothing wrong with having loved it though - that's not my point! I can't bear literary snobs! I liked Dan Brown. Ok - that's a bit - but I did!

You can both do either I'm desparate very open minded

Is it bad that I am watching "Cheaters"

The thing is if you want to download corny smut erotic fiction, you can find stuff that's just as sweaty as any excerpt I've seen from 50 thingywotsits in the depths of the Kobo e-reader site, and those are completely free of charge.