Have you had this happen to you?

[Supercalafraj]

You discover MN.
Your house looks a tip?
How many people have let things slip since joining MN or aibu to blame MN for my inadequacies?

Not a problem I've encountered. Our house was already a tip before I discovered Mumsnet.

Not at all you slattern old mare
glances at piles of toys/ironing/books/papers

My post looks so weird!