Sister's sex-talk

[DublinMammy]

I was talking to my younger sister today about some guy she had been seeing and has now decided she has gone off him. One of her reasons was that she "likes a good going at from behind and he had clearly never done it before". AIBU for wanting to turn back time so I don't have to have heard this??? It's not that I'm prudish, I just don't want to hear this from my sister....

PooPoo, am so reluctant to say but perhaps he kept missing or (deep breath, this is my sister) he went in somewhere she wasn't expecting. No No NO, cannot analyse how he could have been so bad!! Cannot use "analyse" in this thread again as has "anal" in it. Ugh. My mind has been badly polluted.

Feak, just hideous.

AWoman, I have no ida if my DH has ever discussed his sex life with his best mate so don't know if it's weird that yours hasn't. My instinct is that surely EVERYONE discusses sex at some point with mates.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

That mad cackle was at maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour by the way. Just made DH jump I have a picture of him doing the exact same thing which I may scar DS with one day

Yes, maytheodds, magic, that's right

Did she say it in a Bristolian accent coz that's how I read it

Well thats yuck,almost as bad as seeing ds 3's willy today,he is 22 fgs,got out of shower didnt realise i was there (at his house) shudder. Last time i saw it he was about 10,I told him it hadnt changed much

I haven't seen DS's willy without his finger attached to it for about six months now. He is obsessed.

I am still laughing inanely at op's sister...

I have a younger sister - and we don't go into such detail. In fact, not with any of my friends either.

I like to save the dirty stuff for dh

DM sometimes brings up a bit of sexy talk - and we all stuff our fingers in our ears ... tral la lal alalallala!!!!!

feak tell me he is a baby/toddler.

not a 22 year old..... ?!?!?!?!?!?!

Said in Irish accent worried, if had been Bristolian that would have been fine as then wouldn't have been her!!

Laughing at ledkr's put-down to son.

shrimp he's a only little, don't worry.

I often think of Dylan Moran's assertion that most men spend their entire lives with one finger up their nose and the other on their penis, so I'd imagine little will have changed by the time he's 22!