In thinking Mumsnet is making no sense whatsoever this morning?!

[landofmakebelieve]

Are you all on something?! Been sniffing the nail varnish again?!
I can't make head nor tail of half of the posts this morning, it's confusing me admittedly doesn't take much
What with a post about a random Sharon, another one about standing like a T-rex in the middle of Asda (who is? The child or the husband, or Grandad, or what?!)
I need a lie down and to find a sane site.

You think this is bad? Were you not here yesterday?

If you come here looking for sanity, YABU

My octopus is just finishing his sandwich

I wasn't here yesterday, where can I find these posts? I have to go shopping later, I need to make sure I have the right dinosaur pose ready for the baked bean aisle.

Don't do it in Asda ffs - I've just been there and there's big notices up everywhere. Banned from today. Just don't do it.

There is a distinct drop in intelligence levels across a lot of threads, tbh.

Was there any Parent & Dinosaur parking Lentilly?

Found the posts. Face is aching now!

Can we have a link to the t-rex/asda thread please?

Here it is

Why deos Mmsneut hvae to mkae any snese? Mybae it's jsut you hvnivag dffulctiiy?

Funny talking everyone is why?

Here around shit to gone all it's!

Wibble, wibble, fish.