To boast that I have the coolest DGFiL ever

[MrsZoidberg]

My DGFiL (Dear Grandfather In Law) bought me a SHEWEE for my birthday. He also wrapped up a loo roll (bound with a pretty ribbon) to go with it

See, I do have the coolest DGFiL, don't I?

Is he taking the piss?

Well unless I´d mentioned one, I´d be wondering why he´d think I´d need it tbh.

You going to a festival?
Or camping?

I did ask for one but expected it from my DH, not from his 85 year old Grandfather .

No festivals, it's a family joke that I will always need a wee whenever I am half way to wherever we're going, however long or short a journey it is. When DH & DS moan at me for making them find a loo, I point out that they have the equipment to go anywhere and I don't. So for a joke, when they asked me for a birthday list, I put down a Shewee.

I should of guessed DGFiL would have bought it, I once bought him a willy warmer as he was going on a cruise to see whales and it was going to be a bit nippy

:o

That's lovely! Test it out and tell us if it works.