WIBU to simply not leave the house until...

[madonnawhore]

The enormous spot on my face has gone?

Seriously, I have never had anything like this before. It's like a second head. I cant even look people in the eye.

I never knew I was quite this vain. But all I want to do is hide!

Any tips for making massive fuck off zits disappear?

Keep it draw a face on it and join the circus .

Perhaps I should just embrace it. I've been telling DP he'd better get used to
having a third party in our relationship. It's me, him and the zit.

Is it er, ripe yet? (runs away from all the grossness of my comment)

Say it quietly or the zit will piss off .....

Apparently, toothpaste dries them out. I once had a bit zit on the end of my nose and didn't leave the house for a couple of days, so I feel your pain.

Semi-ripe, lapis.

It wouldn't have satisfied any of the hardcore pus porn fanatics on here though.

It's more like a boil. Or a red hot throbbing marble of mingingness under my skin.

Oooh I like your turn of phrase!

Toothpaste or a paste of Bicarb. In the morning your worries about your zit will be replaced with worries about the dry flaky scabby thing where your spot once was but hey - you can't have it all!

red hot throbbing marble of mingingness

hahahahahahaha

is it in the Facial Pyramid of DEATH??

what did happen to the lady that had that pimple??

And we need a picture in order to sympathise properly!

I'd happily take a flaky scab over the throbbing ming.

It's not just the size and the colour, but the 3D-ness of it. It has its own profile.

i have one that is ringing in the second week on my face, so enormous it is.

i did get some impressive pus out of it a week ago, but it is now just like a giant red inflamed marble under the skin, flaking of circles of skin aorund it as it shrinks.

I think this is gonna be a fortnighter too. At least.

"It has its own profile".

Soon, it will have its own post code.

And its own Facebook page.

Twitter account