To sit in my caravan and throw

[EXmrsmascarahead]

Dog poo bags full of my dogs shit at the person who keeps allowing their dog to crap on the pavement at the front of my house and then doesn't clean it up? and also throw them at the person who picks the shit up and then throws it in my flower bed?

I have been out for 1hr and there are 2 piles of crap that where not there when I left. 1 pile has been left at the end of my path!

Fuckin irresponsible dog owners!

YANBU, I hate it, trying to avoid it with the pushchair and DCs when they are walking to school.

Uugh

Um, yes YWBU, but I think you should definitely do it anyway
I hate seeing dog poo everywhere, it's not difficult for the owner to pick it up.

Actually, how about leaping out at them with balloons, shampoo, party poppers etc and give them a prize for being the 1000 owner to let their dog shit in front of your house. Prize is all the poo that has been left and kicked into the flower bed.

God, I meant champagne not shampoo. I throw crap parties.

BigJoe

You should sit in there with a megaphone.

Shout at them when they do it.

Tis disgusting.

Megaphone, party poppers I''m liking the ideas. Would an air rifle be going too far?

Depends on whether you are aiming at the dog or the owner.

YANBU. If they have a dog they should clean up after it. Height of anti social behaviour to leave dog shit lying around. As well as being completely and totally revolting.

Owner of course.

You put up a BIG sign: "If your dog shits on my path expect it through your letterbox."

I have done the sign thing before and it worked, my neighbours were very grateful as they had been plagued by the phantom non pooper scooper for months. I might have to try it again but this time in 6 foot high neon!

I have been known to lurk behind my hedge and leap out on the offender waving a plastic bag and shreiking "would you like this to take your dog poo away in?" like a harpie.

Scared them shitless (pardon the pun!) and they must walk another route now.

I think you should sit there with a water cannon. That'll teach them.

I hate people who don't clean up after their dogs, it brings those of us that do so many problems,

I even pick up after other people's dogs, as it would only be my children that stand it if I didn't.

YANBU to want to throw dogshit

YABU for owning a caravan.

I hate when people let their dogs go in your garden and don't clean up.
I used to shift a bog pile each day and got so fed up I stalked them. I knew it was a early walker so waited near our front door (it's hidden from the road) caught the man and shouted at him told him to take the poo with him. Never had that problem again.
So throw it at the irresponsible dog owner.

I had this problem and became slightly very obsessed with finding the culprit. Cue many long days jumping out my seat with all the grace of a beached whale every time a dog walked past. I never caught them but the shit kept appearing.

I eventually printed of a sign that said 'Away and shite on your own doorstep' in big red letters and underneath 'you've been reported to the council, enjoy your fine'.

It stopped.