to think that DH is, somehow, pooing wrong

[Thankgodforcaffeine]

Ok I know it isn't the most dignified topic, and Yes it's trivial, but it has been bugging me.

When DH does a number 2, he ALWAYS leaves skidmarks, and then uses loads of bleach to "deal" with them.

I hardly ever leave any.

Same toilet, we eat the same food, I can't work out why the outcome is so different.

That's it really, but I was wondering whether anyone had a similar experience?

Do you eat every thing exactly the same? Even lunches at work? Snacks?

Maybe he just sits further back on the seat..?

He is doing big hoop troubling manly poos and you are only doing teeny tiny discrete lady logs.

That is why.

I think it's to do with positioning and speed of expulsion, or summat.

It's the arse to toilet seat ratio.

We have the same problem. Different people poo differently regardless of eating the same thing! Some people poo less frequently and therefore have bigger poos... Men have bigger poos too I think. My husband blocks the toilet every time he goes. Our solution? He 'chops it up' and flushes after each segment!! PMSL!!!!

Is he sitting farther back on the seat? Either that or he has a secret banana habit.

He'd be better off using a toilet brush for the skid marks.

What about drinks? Alcohol, tea, coffee and juice can all have a big impact on poo.

Poo is such a funny word isn't it?

Feeling very immature...

At least your DH deals with them.

Are you in a new build house? I swear the modern 'bowls' are smaller as we now have this problem since moving!

Mmmh. I hadn't considered the impact the seating position could have.

Do men really do bigger poos though?

he has heavier poo... and his arse is closer to the pan...

Why do some people make skiddies though? Is it their diet?

According to Gillian McKeith back in the days when she had a telly programme, it was to do with greasiness of said poo. Folk eating Maccy-D and all that left skid marks.

Do men really do bigger poos though?

sadly, it is one of lifes male competetive boasts....

I am ashamed to say, I know people who have sent each other photos of their "best turnouts"....

I echo what FairToMiddlin said.

YABU to think he is doing it wrong without first considering the other ways in which you differ.

He is probably larger than you, so his poos will be larger, and his position on the toilet will be different.

puppy that's right, run! Don't you know toilet brushes are revolting?

metal :o :o

You possibly eat slightly different stuff too

German / dutch toilets can have an inspection shelf

squeakytoy I am that you should keep such company!

My dh does exactly the same, not nice when im the muggins that has to clean it

He's leaning forward, I bet ya- maybe reading paper/ipad?