To think that when the Queen went below for a bit

[Imnotbatman]

It was a double who returned to the deck

The first woman was a cheery soul and the one who appeared after going below was cold and a bit grumpy.
This could explain why she didnt sit down and her energy as well
I think the nation was willing her to sit down,

I suspect the real Queen was below with a cuppa watching Corrie.

If I were queen I'd have a body double! I'd send the double to do all the boring shit while I sat on my throne watching trashy tv and drinking

I believe they do actually have body doubles

purely anecdotal

has anyone seen Helen Mirren today?

I presume she went to the loo, unless she's got an iron bladder.

Did anyone see Rod Hull Camilla swaying about to that hornpipe? - I'm not keen on Royals in general, but Camilla looks a jolly sort.

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Ooh a random 'I' on the end of my post - spooky!

I reckon she went to the toilet and put some thermals on.

def the toilet,a fly fag and a gin and tonic.

I've got visions of her doing all 3 at once (pee, fag, gin) not unlike my good self of a weekend.

The drinks and canapés were below deck.

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Anyway - funny as fuck especially today's jottings!

Did anyone see Rod Hull Camilla swaying about to that hornpipe? - I'm not keen on Royals in general, but Camilla looks a jolly sort.

LOL I was watching that too, gave me a chuckle.

The poor Queen looked completely nithered bless her - even with that bedsheet thingy draped round her. She should have been tucked up in her naice red velvet chair, with a hot water bottle and a rug, and a corgi or two to keep her warm, and a nice nip of hot rum in a toddy, carefully disguised as a cup of tea!