To Leave The B*****d?

[SparklyVampire]

DP just said Awesome sauce.

I can't forgive him for this, IT'S OVER!

show him the door saying 'laters taters'

He should leave you, actually, for not spelling out bastard.

Lady

Jack Daniels BBQ sauce is pretty fucking awesome. Any chance he was talking about that? It's all about context!

Oooh JD BBQ sauce is pretty fucking awesome.
I once described it as amazeballs so it is the cause of many sins!!
Vair good taste Daddyman, for you!

Did he call you "Dude" after it and are you married to Keanu Reeves?

In which case YANBU, leave the bastard so I can have him

Only if his ex made it.

Frankly, by providing said sauce you are ENABLING this behaviour. I suggest you look to yourself.

If he'd described it as amazeballs (shudders) then you would have been reasonable to put his clothes out in the rain and demand that he return the doorkey. But you must take some responsibility for enabling the sauce superlatives.

My husband used to say "mmmmm, yummy"

he's now buried under the patio.

Just sayin'...

Neighbours may get suspicious if i suddenly build a patio ?

if you tell them what he did, I'm reasonably sure they'll help you lay it.

You should so totes build a patio.