To just want my own bed???

[Babylon1]

Tongue in cheek thread alert!!! IABU and i know it!!

In this house lives me DH and 3 x DCs! DDs share a room, DH and I share a room and DS is still in a Moses basket in our room.

Tonight, we have company. Our BFFs from down south with their DS and dog! I also have my BFF who lives round the corner on my sofa as her "D"H kicked off tonight and I ended up calling the police.

Ok, so dd1 is in her top bunk, dd2 is in bottom bunk, DH on floor in DDs room, BFF and DS from down south in my bed, BFF from round corner on big sofa. BFF from down souths' DH in front room, DS in pram next to me, and me on little sofa in dining area.........

Tired!!! Want my own bed!

Oh forgot to say..... BFFs dog on living room floor and snoring!

I'd be in with DD2 or your BFF from down south fuck the sofa!

Yanbu! I don't have anywhere near as many at home and I dream of my own bed. Don't even want to share with snoring farting thrashing DH not to mention 2.9 yo dd3 who ends up in with us up to 3x night and also thrashes around. Think separate bedrooms must be so civilised sometimes.

Dd2 sleeps like a starfish!!!

Dd1 is in top bunk and I can't get up there!! Too high

Sofa is preferable to the dog shelf though right????

If it helps I can't sleep either.

I've got various animals making me too hot, about 20 teens making noise about the house (I think they are currently throwing themselves down the stairs on a makeshift slide )

DH is eating his may through a box of cheerios and a bottle of corona -boak- oh yeah its pissing down so I need to well.. piss.

Roll on my 6am wake up from DD2 and a hungry bunch of cats.

*way not may

I sleep in the dcs room - they don't snore, stink, stumble about at 3am and leave the door open after having a wee and not flushing.

Sod the marital bed.