To wait outside Hollister whilst DSs are inside?

[SoupDragon]

Nothing to do with the tanned, muscled young men in tight red swim shorts outside, oh no no no.
No.
Because its dark and hot inside. Yes. That's why.

It's so bloody dark in those shops and you have to unfold everything.

YANBU

YANBU. Horrid place. It's dark so you can't see the rip off prices.

and it smells!!

I'd be too intimidated to go in! I would feel so obviously Someone's Mum and an Old Git!

I may have to walk past again in a moment.

Ahem

I told DS1 I was far too old,ugly and fat to go in. He said "you're not fat"

I take it you are on a fun shopping expedition. Bought anything nice yet?

Too dark, too noisy, too smelly. And the people who work there are far too friendly!!

Well he got a third of the way there You just have to train him up to add the other two next time.

I like the smell but it's ridiculously dark. I am old though.

Are people like us even allowed in Hollister? I heard they have sensors at the entrance that detect us and transmit ultra high frequency waves that make our heads blow clean off.

YANBU at all, have you got a camera though?

On a scale of 1-10, how wrong would it be to ask if I could blow their whistle?

There are more at Gilly Hicks! Blue shorts though.

Of course I had a camera.

And I had to show I had a teen boy with me before I was allowed in.

I am scared of Hollister, Abercrombie, All Saints and Ted Baker, just by looking at them. Dreading the DCs becoming teenagers!

I love hollister threads it really is for the young shop

Oh, I thought there was plenty for mothers too.

I took their photo, to have as my screensaver send to 13 year old god daughter

Twas less than good though in December when i stood on a be-flip-flopped young chaps foot whilst wearing biker boots myself. I had left the head torch at home that day!

My DF thought he'd like it so went in. He's nearly 60 and had bad eyesight. Proceeded to fall down the stairs and whack his head. He got a £75 gift card which DH has been delighted to spend for him!

pervtastic

Jolly well done Soup.

Well that is a sight for sore eyes....

There were people posing with them and taking far more blatant photos I was a tad more subtle.

It's occurred to me that all the women staff members were fully clothed. Rather unusual I thought.