To be HEARTBROKEN and BETRAYED?

[Hullygully]

I thought me and Dazzer had something special. He told me he had to go and I was very brave about it. But he didn't go really, he has been hiding in the toilet for years like Tracey Barlow in Corrie who went upstairs and didn't come down again.

I feel so stupid, hurt and betrayed.

Umm....who is Daz?

Soz but Dazzer wasn't hiding in the loo. There's, like, a secret, like, tunnel in there what leads to Shazzer Arkwright's gaff and they been doin' the dirty behind your back while Jezzer Kyle is on?

WHAT? Is there no end to little Dazzer's cruel and deceptive ways?

Are you sure Patrick isnt Dazzer following plastic surgery and a name change to throw you off the scent?

Hasn't Sham offered you a friendly shoulder to cry on Hulls?

No. They are all in on it together. Menz sticking together in the toilet.

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh Dazzer can't you see
I'm in misereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Are you lonesome toniiiight?
Do you miss Dazzer toniiight?

Is Tracey in on this one too? Has wine rainbow gone yet?

[Wanders off slightly confused]

"Has the wine..."

[So confused by thread am unable to use the definite article properly]