Feeling increasingly pissed off

[CockyPants]

Because dd keeps losing bits of uniform, headbands, drink bottle, a Naice bookmark...

One week before the end of each half term, visit the Lost Property at her school. Carry a large shopping handbag. Equip yourself with a full new rig out for her for the following half term. Practice your glad cries of "oh there it is" and "Look! Your name's in it, how could you not see DD?" as you load up.
By the same time next half term she will have lost it all, it will have made it's way back to LP and the School Uniform Life Cycle can begin anew