To love swearing!

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I vote we all swear more on mn! Most inventive/favourite swears now please? I like 'jizzcock'. Thanks cunts xx

Cockwomble and Pisswitch

YANBU! I fucking love it! Ya Cuntspanner!

A friend of mine always used to use Cuntytitwank. I like it.

Is the first c in jizzcock silent? So it's pronounced Jizzock?
I used to work with blokes called Jeffcock and Laycock, one was Jeff-Co and the other was Lay-Cock

Was amused watching program on the European Championships last week.

The commentators had a marvellous time with Stefan Kuintz.

Imagine if all of these played!!

www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Rudest-football-names-Stefan-Kuntz-Christian-Fuchs-Quim-Rod-Fanni-Ralf-Minge-and-more-article836686.html

pfft - still spelt his name wrong

kuntz Kuntz Kuntz

Pigs bastard!

That was my dad's personal fave.

can I ask a serious question?

I used to hate hate hate 'cunt' and 'twat' as insults on feminist grounds...

it feels ok on here though...why is that?

and what do you think about using words for female genetalia as an insult?

I do like 'twat' but that is purely because it goes so well with 'utter'.

Prick, cock, bellend, bawbag, knobber, dick, tool, scrote....are you ok with those?

pictish i couldnt object to them on feminist grounds
I dont use them, they make me squirm. But I dont care about 'men-issues' so I dont have the same level of objection to them

Not that I really object at all....I realise this makes me sound like I am very proper...Im not. I swear all the time. As my 7yo dd vocablary will stand testament for

just wondering about other womens feelings about twat and cunt...

maybe Ill start another thread

manic

utter cunt is better than utter twat, me finks

A personal fav of mine is shitcunt

bejeezus - I think (although correct me someone if I am wrong) that we MN'ers have re-claimed the use of twat and cunt etc

Why should female genetalia be worse than the menz iyswim?

Also, I have actually been complimented in RL for some of the more inventive swear words I have nicked learned from MN

Tho I hate the word, the best I ever heard was: you fuckin fat cunt, said shouted in a very broad Geordie accent! Sounded Bloody Hilarious!!!!

keith thanks, I was thinking along the lines of *reclaiming

I think because cunt and twat are generally considered the worst swear words i.e. the worst thing you could be is female genetalia.

Whereas, being a cock is quite mild i.e. its not so bad being male genetalia

kelly that is rancid

Great Buggery Bollocks!
I love this thread

Fuckitty fuck fuck fuck

Plus I love my CUNT and I don't care who knows it :)

'Masterbating Weasels' is pretty cool too

I fucking love swearing too.

Knob jockey is one of my personal favs... and of course the classic:
Fuck the fuck off and when you get there fuck off some more

Babylon1, have you been following me and listening to me swear?

Cuntdick. Pissweasel. Wankstain.

I like to think I have a wide ranging vocabulary