to think most people aren't?

[FioFio]

and maybe it's just you?

But what if it isn't?

but it must be because someone else said so

I think they are. Its only me that isn't.

To be honest, I know it's not you, but I heard someone say it might be you.

It's definitely you.

but you don't know my whole situation so i am afraid it's actually you

Yes, but what if it is the 'someone else' that was?

Then I aren't.

It may or may not be me.

fio woohoo finally catching up wiv ya x

well quite doormat, it's actually you

eating garpes in the supermarket
aprking in mother and toddler bays without babys with you
having a flatscreen tv
drinking cider

etc

having a purple minge

how the eff did you know all that...lol

except i dont drink cider no more..and grew out the purple tuft

But everyone knows that dying your minge is illegal.

Having you been keeping up with the other threads?

do purple minges have to be threaded these days?

sounds painful

yabu

it was your fault for parking in the right place and you need to report everyonme involved including mrs patterson from no. 35 as she was breaking civil rights laws asshe wet accidentally on the pavement

Ah, so yellow was right - it's definitely you.

try harder MoonlightandRoses we all know it's actually you

No, no, it was definitely, umm, err [looks round desperately], umm - him, yes, him over there with the scone eating goat.

yes i agree it was EccentricaGallumbits

Phew!

grin