Of course I am arent I but I thought it would make you laugh on a humid evening.
Yep,i was on my way into a clients house at 10am when i felt a bit odd.I looked down just as she answered the door to see one black flip flop size 6 and another size 10 with a lime green trim 
I of course had to point this out to said client who laughed but probably will demand another sane worker and then also walk around the local asda wearing them to buy another emergency pair.
I need a holiday dont I ?