to want to replace "parenting" with a randomly generated phrase?

[AlpinePony]

This morning I felt the only phrases I uttered were:-

"No"
"NO"
"For the love of god, NO"
"Haven't I said NO already"
"I told you know 2 minutes ago"
"Put that back"
and
"Put that down"

(plus small variations upon these)

Honestly, I could just have a little Stephen Hawking style box next to me which I have to press a button on and it could parent for me.

"Because I said so"
"I'll think about it"
"Give over!"

They're my three.