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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to think I should be allowed to watch TV...

20 replies

babylann · 26/05/2012 00:48

...without DP picking at my toenails and trying to pull them off?

It feels uncomfortable and I prefer the old fashioned method of using a nail clipper!

AIBU?

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MoonlightandRoses · 26/05/2012 00:49

Is this going to become the new 'Klaxon' alert? Grin

(Oh and YANBU by the way)

whoknowsnotme · 26/05/2012 00:56

YABVU and you know it!!!

HarrietSchulenberg · 26/05/2012 01:02

Just be grateful that DP isn't biting them off and saving the bits to share with you later.

babylann · 26/05/2012 01:05

I just...

there's no...

HarrietSchulenberg! Shock Grin

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KK8 · 26/05/2012 01:15

My BIL used to pin his wife down on the bed and bite hers off if he ran put of his own....!!

babylann · 26/05/2012 01:20

Oh no! I really feel for her! Shock

I think biting would be somewhat preferable though. I mean, it's a closer replicate of a nail clipper...

What he does now is carve a little dent in the edge of my nail and then manually pull it off, a bit at a time. And I have quite thick nails so it takes a bit of effort. And it can bend the nail while he's doing it which feels unpleasant!

It seems like he genuinely can't help it, or doesn't even realise what he's doing sometimes!

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MrsRhettButler · 26/05/2012 01:28

NOOOOO! I couldn't put up with that!

AmbrosiaCreamedMice · 26/05/2012 01:32

That is disgusting.

IAmBooybilee · 26/05/2012 02:54

you let him touch your feet? Shock how?

WandaDoff · 26/05/2012 03:46

Big socks, or slippers. At ALL times when you are relaxing.

& if thats not enough, tell him to fuck the fuck off.

AdoraBell · 26/05/2012 03:54

Stick your big toe up his nose.

fran28 · 26/05/2012 03:59

gross!

olibeansmummy · 26/05/2012 06:36

Dh doesn't go as far as pulling my finger nails off, but he does sort of scrape his fingers against my nail, it hurts and feels like he's going to pull the nail from the nail bed. The worst thing is that ds does it too AND all of the 4 children that I support at school. No idea why they all like doing it!

takingiteasy · 26/05/2012 06:40

Leave the bastard!

MoonlightandRoses · 26/05/2012 09:53

Am in Shock at how many of you allow your nearest & dearest to do this!

[Definitely going to be the next sporn/klaxon - hides thread and all references to nail pulling...]

babylann · 26/05/2012 10:24

I certainly don't allow him! I just notice it happening all of a sudden and bark at him to stop.

Not sure what klaxon is referring to!

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MoonlightandRoses · 26/05/2012 10:31

'Klaxon' is what the sporners (pus porners) put in their thread title to announce what's contained therein. It's quite fashionable around here at the moment.

See, I now have visions of your DP doing some sort of ninja stealth crawl from the door to the sofa as he tries to keep out of your line of vision long enough to possess himself of your toes for a quick pick...Smile

babylann · 26/05/2012 10:49
Grin

I don't think it's disgusting as such, not like pus at least, nails are just hard, solid things and I'm clean so they aren't all dirty and yellow...

I still find it bizarre but he seems incapable of stopping. Have had to adapt a new technique of curling my toes under my foot and sitting in a particular position to hide them from him!

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Sallyingforth · 26/05/2012 10:58

Can't you offer him something more interesting to nibble?

Debeezandbirds · 26/05/2012 12:47

Just scratch him with your claws toenails!

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