To think that this is the perfect AIBU?

[AKMD]

I (in the loosest sense of the word) went to a centre of human activity today and observed an androgynous humanoid with no distinguishing features engaging in behaviour which I did not judge to be good, bad or middling. Having not judged the humanoid, I then proceeded to neither intervene nor refuse to engage with the aforementioned behaviour and proceeded on my way. On reflection, I realise that the humanoid was probably having a nondescript day as a result of their entirely unremarkable life experiences.

AIBU?

YABU

I entirely agree with your disappointingly incorrect opinion.

Fuck knows what your on bout but YABU

YOU'RE

Depart forthwith from the vicinity of the illegitimate male.

I'm afraid I must take issue with you calling any male 'illegitimate', you foul, narrow-minded bigot.

YABU - someone, somewhere at the centre of human activity did something unreasonable.
And you failed to notice!

Thereby robbing us of light entertainment.

How selfish of you.

I'm afraid I must take issue with your extreme willingness to find another person's behaviour as unreasonable. It must be hard to be so judgemental.

Oh yes - Pom is a bigot. You know it, I know it and she knows we know it. Oh yes.

Amnesty should really be brought in - for the horribly oppressed tuna.

YAB. This is a certainty.

Oh it's not hard to be judgemental at all.

What! Do you know me? Do you know my background? No. You don't. So don't tell me that IAB.

The tuna should be liberated into incarceration forthwith.

I cannot believe the misogyny. Shocking and disgusting. And so graphic! I will be reporting your disgusting filth to the highest levels of MNHQ.

Also, I find your use of parentheses to be indicative of a level of idiocy seldom found on Mumsnet.

YABU.

You just think I don't know you ...

My most arrogant apologies.

Yeah but was said humanoid not doing all this in a P&C space (albeit with a little humanoid)?

I didn't notice as I was too busy minding my own business.

And was the humanoid not smoking a fag?

It takes a small gathering of nondescript dwellings to raise a little humanoid

God you are Unreasonably Reasonable.

You sound entiltled frankly.

Was the humanoid's offspring drinking a fructose-related projectile beverage and consuming a well-known brand of meat-substitute-filled rotating locomotion?

And there are several ways to de-fur a feline.

Size does not matter.

Do you mean inhaling a burning concoction of noxious materials encased in a murdered tree product? If so then I could not possibly say as it doesn't affect me.

I'll bet you tried to educate your Mum's Mum on the art of evacuating an ovum as well.