to think my thread: my rules

[StealthPolarBear]

and if people aren't saying what I want to hear I'll have them BANNED

Yes, report everyone that dared to disagree with the correct mine point of view.

thank you. I knew IWNBU
Unfortunately one of the is OliviaMN, not sure what to do about that...

Report her :)

I did, I got rather a snotty (and drunken sounding) email back. I couldn't decipher most of it, but the "AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T" in the middle stood out somewhat.

Schism time. Start a breakaway forum.

You need some sort of bribery tactic... do we have access to any pictures of her with morning hair?

No, but I do know how she embarrassed herself at the last Christmas party

(Starting to worry I am getting in a bit deep and would like to say for the record that I am talking utter crap)

Can we not just set some rumours flying and see if any of them catch on? Then she'll know who's boss!!!!! Clearly.

I heard that she is a sporner.

yeah good luckwith that - I'll let everyone know what happened when you get banned :o

I would try to guess her password and the ban you all mwahhhh

I've never been banned before! And my house needs cleaned. So it might be worth doing

I love jonny cash's version of hurt. It might actually be the best cover version ever recorded ever. Ever.

Err that's nice dear. Whaaaaat?

'I've never been banned before! And my house needs cleaned. So it might be worth doing'

S'funny you should say that mrsc, I told DH I hoped MN wasn't up to much tonight because I've got to clean the drawers next to the computer out.

Oh how he laughed when MN kept going offline and I was forced into cleaning one of the three out or risk losing face because of my pretence-at-being-so-in-control-of-the-housework-I'd-got-round-to-drawers boast

Oddly enough I told DP I'd sort out the 'junk drawers' in the kitchen last weekend.

MN was calling me (as was a giant bouncy castle down the street) so I upended most of the contents of the drawer into his holiday backpack. Problem solved!

Creative Cleaning Solutions by MrsCumberbatch

I never ever tell DP when MN is down... he'd make me talk to him. God forbid.

I am actually doing housework, which is why I keep vanishing

YABU

Anyone who says that is likely to be told to fuck off

(not a personal attack, I didn't tell you to fuck off, just expressed a theory)

It's your thread but it's MNHQ's rules.

It's their website and they can do what they like.

TSSDNCOP, so they can do what they like and then not tell you what they did or why

Trills you do know this is a joke thread, don't you? :o

If it's a fred abouta fred I have no idea what fred it is about.

But yeah, I was just being silly too. :o

message deleted by OP for daring to disagree.

I HATE camping
if they move it there I'll...I'll....

too right Nagoo KNOW YOUR PLACE