to announce

[OhdearNigel]

that I am

1. impossibly gorgeous and glossy with wonderful taste in clothes
2. always immaculate
3. Very intelligent, articulate and witty
4. An excellent homemaker and hostess
5. A natural leader with exceptional organising skills
6. Very philanthropic
7. Drunk and an unconvincing liar

YANBU. We must be twins

An excellent list maker and speller for a drunk though!

You forgot:
8) Good in bed.

I'm impressed with your drunk typing.

And deluded.

No one can be as perfect as me!

No, capitals fail shows how drunk she is!!!

Ahhh but 'Drunk and an unconvincing liar' could mean that she's not really drunk?

honesty - I am quite merrily tipsy but not drunk enough to lose my spelling pedantry

I am all of those things.

And can also do them all in a second language.

Win

Yeah yeah Val but are you prissy perfect ?