To cook a burger?

[LynetteScavo]

It's late.

I hardly ever eat meat especially beef.

Someone else won't be able to eat a burger for tea tomorrow (probably DH)

But they are nice fresh organic ones, and I really want it.

Um...yeah?

Tell your DH you've scoffed it though, he can get himself another then.

Or are you stealth burger eating?

If you are, tell him the dog/children ate it.

Or you could create a mystery surrounding it, pretend you'd seen it earlier and haven't the foggiest where it went?

Listen to your body... does your body want the burger? then eat the burger.

not about to eat an ice cream honestly

if i was tempted to eat a burger, it would be nice, fresh and organic...

I thinkDH will notice if I cook it. I did offer him one, and he accused me of trying to get him to cook me one.

pop it in the oven, with the extractor running on high?

is not an expert in stealth cooking, honest

It's not late! The night is young and the burger is calling you.....

Misread that as burglar...thought you were some sort of extreme cannibal vigilante

'he accused me of trying to get him to cook me one.'

And were you?

It's what I would have done.

I don't have an extractor connected to my oven, do I? I thought it was just over the hob. But then I've never read my oven instructions, I've only had it 4 years.

the noise of the extractor will mask the sound of the oven...run the tumble drier too, to hide both the smell and noise told you i wasn't an expert

Eat the burger!

I want one now

Ohhh burger.

All hot and sizzling nicely snuggled between soft bun. That first bite is heavenly with the sweet cooked onions and the tang of the tomato sauce dancing around on your tongue.

The smell of it cooking would get your taste buds tingling in anticipation and the joy of eating the forbidden, slightly dirty snack would be vast!

And then sitting back nicely full and safe in the knowledge that you've just fulfilled a need. Perfect for this horribly wet night.

But yes. You would be VVU for eating it so don't.

I just asked DH again if he wants a burger.

He said "Do you want a shag?"

flip a coin?

I'd rather have the burger!

eat the burger and then shag the calories away

'I just asked DH again if he wants a burger.

He said "Do you want a shag?"'

Hahahahahahaha

What if it starts burning at a crucial moment Edward?

:o :o!